3 Short Ones

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3 short poems

Submitted: January 12, 2007

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Submitted: January 12, 2007

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One: 1-800-YOUR S-O-L

One eight hundred blah blah blah blah,

Drive away a winner!

One eight hundred you're S-O-L

Die away a sinner.

 

Don't cuss,

Don't spit,

Don't rant a whit,

Don't shake your girlfriend's sour tit.

 

One eight hundred you're S-O-L

Dial zero first

Go straight to hell.

 

Two: metro pass

Can't tell the token from the dime?

Can't tell the spoken from the mime?

Metro pass, metro pass,

C'mon and get your metro pass.

Convenience of unfettered travel

Conveyance never to unravel

C'mon and get your metro pass.

 

 

Three: Little and Big

there was a town where little people lived

there was a town where big people lived

in the little people town

they made big signs with big people on them

in the big people town

they made little signs with little people on them

 

one day one of the big people went to the little people town

"oh my" he exclaimed looking up at a sign

"are we as big as that? - oh my yes we are!"

so he went and crushed all the little people under foot


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