Daniel O'Daniel - Emergency Roofer

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For all your emergency roofing needs

Submitted: January 12, 2007

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Is there Liz a sittin' on toppa your awning?

Did she cave it in when you're watching the Trial?

Did you flip when you flipped to your arts, news, and style?

And your crown came down handsomely round you?

 

Then call Daniel O'Daniel - Emergency Roofer

 

Did a meteor shower

Get too close to your shingles

And make a big hole

Right where the butter-man lies

 

Then call Daniel O'Daniel - Emergency Roofer

 

A vertical insertion

That'll cost extra

A regular job

With a regular fella

Mightn't cost you that much

For you a deal's in the stars

 

Call Daniel O'Daniel - Emergency Roofer

 

Dan and his wench are adrift in the clover

She says: "Daniel O'Daniel O'Daniel O'Daniel

O'Daniel O'Daniel O'Daniel O'Daniel"

Till it's over.

 

 


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