pt2 of Taylor swift and Miley cyrus,have a bad hair day

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A pop culture jab.no harm intended.

Submitted: September 27, 2012

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Submitted: September 27, 2012

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Miley Cyrus, now was fuming.Taylor's rant against her and her daddy, had taken all of Miley's good graces."That's it!" Miley cried" you can rank on my Peter pan haircut, and my wonky career choices, but nobody, but nobody ranks on my Daddy's dorky song!"....Miley stormed back to the Kennedy compound and yelled to Taylor's ex boy toy"" Hey!blue blood"hand me one of those blue bottles,on that high shelf!". "This Miley?"..that'll do the trick.. see you in a click!" Miley returned to Taylor swifts post, teenage meltdown."back again,Smiley?"..Taylor was giving off an electrical crackle,as She swayed back and forth.Miley spoke" you know Taylor people think they know me because I was in their living rooms,but They don't really know everything about me".Taylor yawned."They don't know I like to read books on ghosts, and stuff about Bigfoot."So I was thinking Taylor" "what smiley?" Taylor sneered."your too perfect,your tall,perfect hair, your songs Never bomb."jealous much,Miley?" Taylor cackled..."no not that Taylor" miley said.but I think I know why you look like that girl in that horror movie, "Carrie".Miley stood in front of Taylor, holding the blue, perfume like bottle in her left hand."What's that,Kentucky moonshine?"..Taylor sneered."No miley smiled"!It's good old sanctified, holy water, Courtesy of the late Rose Kennedy!" Miley splashed the bottles content's all over Taylor's perfect, tailored dress. "What have you done you bi bi..Taylor swifts body slowly sank into her wooden porch.sparks flew.the cape cod house lit up the night, finnally dissolving into a funeral pyre.Miley stepped back and pulled out an unfiltered cigarrette. She was down to three a day now, anyway.The cape cod wind was slowly receding.there was an electric, Ozone smell, left behind.As Miley was walking up to the Kennedy compound.Taylor's ex yelled "What happened Miley?" Miley smiled and flinched her cancer stick down,and said "like ALWAYS,I took care of buisness!". Miley scratched her new pixie haircut and said " Lordy,Lordy, this thing,still itche's!". The end.jughead67.67


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