"Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus,both have a bad hair day"

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A pop culture dig,at celebrity.no harm intended.

Submitted: September 27, 2012

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Submitted: September 27, 2012

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Taylor swift was sitting on the porch of her forty room mansion,directly across from the Kennedy compound. Taylor's fingers were slowly strumming her acoustic guitar,as she sang "I don't need no man/I got me a plan/He think'he's a stud/ I think he's a dud yeah yeah oo/the phone rang.Taylor's agent Benny was on the line" Taylor baby cakes!" "How's my golden goose doing today?"... Taylor replied " I guess I'm ok, unless you have bad news, then I might feel ooogy". "Now Taylor honey,Iv'e just come from the courthouse" you've been ordered by the court to stay forty feet Away from the Kennedy compound,no exceptions". "Well,Well"."Those picky Kennedy's,I'll show them!" Taylor yelled. Benny pleaded with his client""Now,Now,Taylor sweetcake, just use this as inspiration, to write more snappy, happy, jingly jangly,radio friendly,broken hearted,maudlin clap trap" " It's. A surefire recipe."ok sweetie?.. " ok" Taylor replied. "That's my girl"." toodles" Taylor replied and hung up her phone.Suddenly Taylor swifts eyes began to turn bright red her hair began to raise up,there was a static in the air,the Cape Cod sea, began to churn. Meanwhile,in the Kennedy compound,Miley Cyrus who was a friend,of a friend of a friend,once removed was rubbing her Short, pixie like haircut."Lord!" this thing itches!" like poison ivy!".Taylor's ex boyfriend named Tommy( name changed to protect Authors teeth)replied"Oh Miley,I think it looks cool!"..."that's me bud,too cool for school!" Miley stared out of the bay window and cried" what is that barbie doing out there?!".. Miley stormed up to Taylor's Mcmansion,and said" girl", "what are you doing? Taylor swifts arms were raised, her eyes blazin fire engine red.Taylor cackled "If it isn't little lord fontloroy,Be gone!" Miley grinned then said "girl". "when you get dumped, you take it hard" I feel sorry for you".Taylor cackled " you feel sorry for me? " " I'm not the Hanna montana has been,whose father sang the worst country song ever!"now depart!"take your achey, brakey, hillbilly but off my land!" To be continued.


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