Estoy Trabao' con el Joyo Cagao'

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This is a hispanic guy with diarreah.

Submitted: January 19, 2013

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Submitted: January 19, 2013

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Estoy trabao’ Joyo Cagao’

 

Cagao’! Cagao’!

Vengo con el culo, Cagao’

Echense pal lao’…people form, Maricao!

Donde crece la ‘pana’

And I can smell, ‘la marihuana’

Stuff from, Guatemala!

Mierda, says he,

I didn’t get rid of…Vietnam and Laos!

Porque tengo el culo

Cagao’,

Raus! Raus! Schnell! Schnell!

That smell,

Es mi culo…que esta Cagao’

You and,

Juan Pao-Pao…también esta Cagao’

Toilette paper!

Tengo el culo Cagao’…my town, Maricao!

Donde sopla la brisa,

And the Sun, never chow,

Tumbao’, borracho y Jalao’

Es mi ‘son montuno’

Que ya esta, Rayao’,

Rayao’, Rayao’

Mi joyo esta, Rayao’

Chabao’! Chabao’! I see…Tao-Bao,

You! Mr. Culo Cagao’.

By: Juli Monat

Copyright (c) 2013


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