I lost it- I lost it

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An austraunat in outer space, lost and desperate to find
his way back to reality.

Submitted: November 16, 2012

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Submitted: November 16, 2012



I lost it I lost it


Control, control, I lost it, I lost it, control, waiting for instructions, do you copy, loser this is control, if you lost your wallet, find it yourself, over. Control, don’t call me loser, I’m a captain, and I didn’t lose my fucking wallet, damn it. I lost control from my ship, you, sucker, over. Visibility 50%, energy power 70%, do you copy, over. Loser I think you’re in deep shit, over, control, I told you once, now I told you twice, stop calling me loser, you piece of shit, over. I’m still waiting for your instructions, control, do you copy, roger that, loser, this is control, you insignificant, whatever your rank is. Loser, tell us, what do you mean 50% visibility, over, control, you people are nothing but a whole bunch of mothers, do you copy. I lost the sight of my right eye, that means, 50% visibility, you shit head. 70% of energy power, means, that I can’t do some movement from my right side of my body. Now, did you get it? Over, scum bag. Loser, this is control, yes, now we got it, over.

And like I said before, you really are in deep shit, do you copy, loser. You really lost it, loser, and my advice for you, take some ice, dry ice, that is, and shove it into your ass, over. Nothing we can do for you, damn loser, over, over, over. End of transmission, sorry bastard, and loser. Go tell your mamma about your issue, over. Now, this time over is for real, hasta la vista, damn loser.


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By: Juli Monat

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