This is to let you know, that my poop
comes out, dancing and looking,
real good, like a loop,
Dr.Oz; this is my fuzz!
My urine, is mellow yellow...Mr.Donovan,
this is your, drug-song...I reckon that!
Dr.Oz; another thing, why you wear purple gloves,
is it, because, those funeral homes?
Or no, purple doves,
Dr.Oz; this is embarassing, for me to say,
but I think, my penis, is gay-pink-and grey,
Hooray! For this day!
Finally, Dr.Oz; please be condescent,
with this, your patient,
send your bill, but no police, no raid,
I can only pay,
for just, one-band-aid...Sincerely!
By: Juli Monat
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