Letter To: Dr.Oz

Miscellaneous by: Juli Monat

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Doctor, I'll bring the money later.

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Submitted: March 08, 2013

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Submitted: March 08, 2013

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Dear, Dr.Oz

This is to let you know, that my poop

comes out, dancing and looking,

real good, like a loop,

Dr.Oz; this is my fuzz!

My urine, is mellow yellow...Mr.Donovan,

this is your, drug-song...I reckon that!

Dr.Oz; another thing, why you wear purple gloves,

is it, because, those funeral homes?

Or no, purple doves,

Dr.Oz; this is embarassing, for me to say,

but I think, my penis, is gay-pink-and grey,

Hooray! For this day!

Finally, Dr.Oz; please be condescent,

with this, your patient,

send your bill, but no police, no raid,

I can only pay,

for just, one-band-aid...Sincerely!

Adios! Dr.Oz!

By: Juli Monat

Copyright (c) 2013

 


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Letter To: Dr.Oz

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Genre: Humor

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Doctor, I'll bring the money later.
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