My two eyes, clod as dry-ice,
To smell dead corpse
My mouth has bad breath...Buy some Listerine!
A pair of ears,
Big as a volkswagen, doors rear,
Arms and hands, legs and feet,
Won't make you a
But sure a fast thief
Also for sale,
My back and stomach
Warning; when dairreha gets you,
"Hit the road Jack"
I have my brain, working well,
The next, Big Nobel?
My lungs, my liver, my penis,
Make your own river
My butt, will cut your gas cost
A fair price for my soul,
I'm a good damn...Asshole!
By: Juli Monat
Copyright (c) 2013
© Copyright 2016 Juli Monat. All rights reserved.
Essay / Humor
Poem / Poetry
Script / Horror
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