Lost Art

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Romance  |  House: Booksie Classic
My views of the human sexuality trend of the young generation

Submitted: October 31, 2014

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Lost Art

Cunnilingus. And with that one word, I’ve caused just about every later-born Millennial to scratch their head wondering “what in the hell is Cunnilingus..?” They’re calling it “eating out” and “giving head” instead of their actual names—Cunnilingus and Fellatio. They make the act sound so nasty, unpleasant, and vulgar—when in reality it’s pleasant and delightful—assuming that it is being performed correctly. This is my issue with the younger generation; they’re trading in their sexuality for quick pleasure, jumping straight into the sack without any foreplay whatsoever, taking no time to pleasure their lover and tend to their needs.

The kids these days have it all wrong. They’re so eager to get five and a half inches deep in some girl they’ve just met that they take no time to enhance the experience for their partner. No time is spent slowly descending from her rosy red and plump lips, then to the side of her neck, feeling the goose bumps start to form as you make it to her breasts, down the stomach and across the naval, and finally—after building up the suspense to the point where she might just rip your hair out if you don’t keep going, you make it to her vagina where you can make her every dream come true. This all is assuming you’re doing it right, and I am by no means going to help you with that. That’s something you’re going to have to figure out on your own. But trust me, she’ll let you know when you’ve got it. She might let out a moan, or latch onto your arm with her nails, but you’ll know. They say a woman’s orgasm is so much rarer than men’s because woman must also be emotionally turned on to achieve orgasm, but I’m calling bullshit. The woman’s orgasm is less often achieved because men won’t take the time to tend to their woman’s needs.

Kids these days are waxing, shaving, plucking, or trimming just about every inch of hair on their body. Thirty years ago, someone might ask you if there was some sort of medical reason for your bald pubic area, now it’s weird if you have any body hair, anywhere. God forbid one celebrates their masculinity or femininity in today’s society, instead you’re expected to have the same amount of pubic hair as a pre-adolescent boy that still has no idea what a vagina is. An art has been lost by this generation. The sweet art of Cunnilingus has been deemed as a superfluous act. If you fall into this category, I urge you to try it out next time you’re having “Sexy Time” with your significant other. If you’re like me and don’t currently have a significant other—well shit I can’t even help myself with that, so how could you expect me to help you with it?

 


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