Too Much Glitter!!!- An Anime Skit

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Want to make fun of Twilight? I did and have. Read and see how.

Me and my friend Ryan (girl) were sitting and talking one day. We were discussing Otokan and came up with a skit when I told her about Jackson Rathborn(Jasper) playing Sokka in the live action version of Avatar: Last Air Bender. We then came up with a skit that I have turned into a small short story.

The Vampires at the end are from Vampire Knight and Trinity Blood. Just figure out who I was meaning!

Hehehe...Hope you roll around laughing too (wink).

Submitted: January 16, 2010

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Just before sunrise Edward Cullen and Jasper Hale are getting ready for a sunny day. They had lost track of time and are hunkered down near a cave desperately trying to put there glitter on.

“Come on Jazz, the sun is almost out and we don’t have our glitter on yet.” Edward frantically is trying to put as much glitter on himself with his vampire speed.

Jasper rushes to start to put his glitter on as the first rays of the sun peek out. He gets one of his cheeks covered when a shimmery cloud forms around him. “What the f***?” He tries to step away from the smoke, but is trapped there. The smoke consumes him.

Edward just stares in shock as the sun rises more in the sky. The sun’s light catching the glitter that is both still in his hand and on his body. “Jazz?” Edward asks as he could not hear Jasper’s thoughts.

The cloud of smoke vanishes and Jasper is no longer there. Standing in the exact same spot Jasper was was a scrawny teenager with the side of his head buzzed on both sides and the rest of his hair pulled back into a pony tail. He wore strange clothes. All of it blue.

Edward is confused about what just happened and who this boy was. “Who the hell are you?” Edward demanded.

The boy straightens up and then does a strange pose with a bomerang looking thing that has a ball embedded on one end. “I am Sokka from the Southern Water Tribe!” The boy announces with fervor. The boy relaxes a bit before he scans the cave and then walks around looking for something. “Where’s Ang?”

Edward raises an eyebrow in confusion. “Who?”

Suddenly a short girl runs out from inside the cave. She too is wearing strange clothes but hers is greens and yellow. Her eyes are milky white. She stops and points dramatically. “THERE HE IS!!”

Sokka jerks his head around looking around where she was pointing out in the forest. “Where Toff, where?” His movements are ridiculous.

Toff stands up relaxed and starts walking. She shrugs next to the boy. “Thats what you would hear when we find him.” Edward realizes that she is blind and chuckles a bit at the boy’s innocence.

Edward sighs and takes his jacket off to reveal a very shimmery and shiny shirt underneath. He hates it when Alice dresses him like this. Edward sets about scanning and searching the area in front of the cave for Jasper.

Soon he hears the approach of four person from within the cave. They are joking and having fun by the sounds of it. As they drew closer, Edward notices they too look strange. One had an outfit that looked like a priest’s. His hair was very long and white pulled back into a pony tail. He wore glasses and a cross. Another was tall and lean with medium chopped hair and features that would make any girl swoon. Another seemed disinterested in the other with short cropped hair, a tattoo on his neck, and what looked to be a school uniform. The finally one was a girl with long black hair and also wearing a school uniform like the disinterested boy.

The group stop and stare at Edward for a second. Some tilted their head to the side to see him. Then they turned to stare at each other confused. Suddenly they turn to point and shout at Edward.

“FAIRY!!!!!”

Jacob walks out of the forest and saw why someone shouted fairy. He started to creak up so hard that he clenched his side and rolled around on the ground laughing his tanned butt off.


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