Bob and Kim are in their shared room. They are sitting on their beds doing their own thing.
Bob: Kim! I need your adroit skills to come here and fix this for me!
Kim: What for!? I’m on the phone with my amicable friend Milos!
Bob: Why do you have to use such big words?
Kim: Why do you have to be so averse towards big words?
Bob: I am not. I can use big words too, it’s nothing to get belligerent about. See?
Kim:…yeah.. I totally learned that word in, like, 4th grade.
Bob. *coughcoughNERDcoughcough*
Kim: I am not! I, for your information, am a very benevolent person.
Bob: Oh yeah? Spell that.
Kim. Spell what?
Bob: Benevolent, smartie!
Kim: Sorry if I didn’t know what you were talking about, Bob, you shouldn’t be so cursory. Justbecause you know the definition of a word and how to use it doesn’t mean you should know howto spell it.
Bob:…I thought you were on the phone with Milos. But I still need your help when you’re done.
Kim: I’m already off. What do you need?
Bob: See this string?
Kim: Yes.
Bob: I had it in this tiny hole right here, but The Little Sister pulled it out. Who knew she was capable of such duplicity?
Kim: Hey. Be nice. Only I can talk about her that way.
Bob: What!? Why!?
Kim: Sister to sister, duh!
Bob: That’s bologna. She’s my sister too, you know.
Kim: You just stick to extolling The Little Sister. I’ll take care of the fooling around.
Bob: Whatever. Can you help me with this or what?
Kim: Yes, I would say that would be feasible.
Bob: *Groans* How much do you want?
Kim: Aye! I grimace at the thought of charging my bother for my works. No, I will not charge you.
Bob: What’s the catch? I have to dress like a girl to school for a week? I get all you chores? Do your homework? Eat your vegetables? Just whatever you do, please don’t make a holocaust out of it.
Kim: I am impervious to your thoughts. I would like you to make sure everybody knows the importance of me being elected school president this year. Be the impetus to my existence at School North High.
Bob: Isn’t that jeopardizing your qualifications for the whole thing? I thought you had to do all the work on your own.
Kim: Nope. I hired you to do work for me. Thus, I did the work.
Bob: That’s kind of streaching it…
Kim: Trust me, I very meticulously looked over the rules. I can do this.
Bob: Ok, fine. Now will you help me already?
Kim: Why do you need that string in there anyway?
Bob: Does it matter? I’m having nostalgia right now!
Kim: Isn’t that a little extreme for a tiny piece of string?
Bob: Yes, maybe. But I want it to be the way it was in the past. That qualifies for nostalgia, does it not?
Kim: Yes, I guess it does. Though it’s the quintessence of the word, that’s for sure.
Bob: I don’t really care! Just retrogress back to where we were before. Where was that? Oh yeah! You were going to help me put this string back into this hole like a normal sister would and not charge me for it!
Kim: Ok. Give me the stinking thing so I can scrutinize it.
Bob: Here.
Kim: Why so tepid about it?
Bob: Because honestly, I don’t really care about it anymore.I just realized that the string is the wrong color anyway and I have to go out and buy the right one.
Kim: !
Bob: Well, I best be on my way before you decide to kill me or something of the liking. See you later!
Kim: BOB! Get back here-
Bob leaves, leaving Kim fuming in his dust.
Submitted: October 31, 2011
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This is funny! Reminds me of me and my brother Jon. Keep it up, I'll stay tuned in. :-)
Mon, October 31st, 2011 11:57pmAuthor
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Thanks! It's alot like me and my brother too. Thanks for reading!
Mon, October 31st, 2011 6:47pm