Ladies First...

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Ladies First...

Poem by: Kerbsy

Genre: Humor

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Poem by: Kerbsy

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Genre: Humor

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Summary

Todays pressure of equality, realised.

Summary

Todays pressure of equality, realised.

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Submitted: April 16, 2013

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Submitted: April 16, 2013

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She expects 

to enter a door first, 

but

won't  buy him a drink, to quench his thirst.

 

She demands 

to hold his hand, walking up a hill, 

yet 

her purse disappears, when the waiter brings the bill. 

 

Her favourite excuse 

is a headache,  

however 

in a car, she doesn't know how to use the brake.

 

She supposes

a job of equal pay, 

yet seems 

to talk, throughout the working day. 

 

She is always 

using empty threats, 

but she 

won't play tennis, for 5 sets. 

 

She wants 

to be carried home in high heel shoes.

whilst he 

is expected, not to compete, and lose.  

 

She drives 

with unnecessary acceleration. 

yet won't 

fill up, at a petrol station.

 

She is repeatedly 

commenting on her weight,

however won't 

initiate a date.

 

She will often

just lie on the bottom, 

but 

come birthdays, - expects to be spoilt rotten.

 

She requires help and assistance 

all through the pregnancy, 

but has she 

ever, had a cold like a man (maybe!)

 

She tends to fancy 

any average nob, 

and for 

our anniversary, I don't even get a Blow #@b.


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