Pit Bull Apple Pie at Grandma's

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
the neighborhood Pit Bull ate grandma's apple pie

Submitted: December 02, 2014

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the white Pit Bull came over the fence

as it smelled grandma's freshly baked apple pie

she saw the dog and grabbed the broom

and said, "don't F____ with me!!!

so grandma was ready to fight with

her denture grin

but the big Pit Bull

grabbed the apple pie from the window ledge

in strong jaws

and active moving paws

grandma said, "don't F___ with me!!

and grandma chased him with a broom

and the neighborhood stray

had a good day

as apple juice and apple

sauce

dripped from his happy jaws


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