Pit Bull Methane Momma

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
a Pit Bull gets sick in public

Submitted: June 14, 2014

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Submitted: June 14, 2014



Momma ate too much bacon

and knew the time had come

right in the Fashion Mall

where the Pit Bull took the fall

intestines filled with gas

no time for Rolaids

no time for Tums

not a day of Yum Yum

a day of rump dump

methane gas was everywhere

Momma could not control the noise

but in a way rejoiced

from the pain of methane

in her dog veins

people ran in terror

even looked in the rear view mirror

rump dump a veterinarian said

called on the scene

a day of too many pork & beans

a gassy day of a scene

and Momma


got on a sled

pretended to be a Malamute instead

and the gas had fled

her intestines were bled

of all the bacon

and it was reported on

the radio station


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