The Cullen's Heat things up on AIM

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

The Cullen gang heat things up on AIM! This is what happens when a bunch of vampires get on AIM and act like well...brother's and sisters! *Sexual innuendos*

checkoutmymuscles= Emmett
edwardsspidermonkey= Bella
bringingsexyback= Edward
Prettierthanyou= Rosalie
Ispywithmlittleyeye = Alice
mr.moody100 = Jasper
Doctorcoldhands= carlisle
Cleanupthatmess= Esme

ispywithmylittleeye has singned on 8:54

Ispywihtmlittleyeye : Hello Bella!

edwardsspidermonkey has signed on 8:55

edwardsspidermonkey: Hello Alice! I guess you knew i was thinking about signing on...

ispywithmylittleeye: Of course! SO....we need to go shopping

Bringingsexyback has just signed on 8:57

edwardsspindermonkey: What?! Noooo way!! Edward save me!

bringingsexyback: I'm here my princess! Alice stop harrassing Bella!

mr.moody100 has signed on 8:59

mr.moody100: Stop harrassing my wife!

checkoutmymuscles has signed on 9:00

checkoutmymuscles: Yes! I got here in time it's just starting to get good!

Prettierthanyou has signed on 9:02

Prettierthanyou: Your so stupid Emmett.

checkoutmymuscles: But you love me!! hee hee! =P

prettierthanyou:
Yes i do my snuggle tiger...

bringingsexyback: EMMETT! that is disgusting!

edwardsspidermonkey:
i don't want to know.....

ispywithmylittleeye:
You will go shopping!

edwardsspidermonkey: Edward?!

bringingsexyback:
Back off you annoying little pixie!!

ispywithmyeye:
over 100 years to perfect combacks (or outgrow them) and it still hasn't happened....darn.

checkoutmymuscles: ohhhh!!! BURN!! Do you need a bandaid for that big fat BURN?!

mr.moody100: I'm getting dizzy.

ispywithmylittleeye:
awww, my poor Jasper...Now Bella....

Edwardsspidermonkey: pdjmadkjelj[;e

bringinsexyback:
2p3i9ujjkmc

checkoutmymuscles:
We all know what that means.....Eddie and Bella-boo were *studying* together!!

Edwardsspidermonkey has signed off 9:07

Bringingsexyback has signed off 9:08

checkoutmymuscles: Nice.. =)

mr.moody100: HEADACHE!!

Prettierthanyou: Stop looking at me like that Emmett!

checkoutmymuscles:
Eddikins gave me a great idea.....

mr.moody100: TMI!! Way too much information!!!

mr.moody100 has signed off 9:10

ispywithmyeye hsa signed off 9:10

prettierthanyou: Fine. Make it quick.

checkoutmymuscles:
Sure thing babe....=D

prettierthanyou has signed off 9:11

checkoutmymuscles has signed off 9:12




Submitted: December 04, 2008

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AllyDee

oh my gosh I loveed that
i thought it was hilarious!!!!
I loveeddd the namess
they are brilliant!

Thu, December 4th, 2008 3:05am

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hee hee! Thanks!!

Wed, December 3rd, 2008 8:09pm

Alverna

*dies* that was sooo funny!
-A

Thu, December 4th, 2008 10:34am

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Thanks!

Thu, December 4th, 2008 4:32am

robert k

that was amazing

Thu, December 4th, 2008 3:02pm

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Thanks!!

Thu, December 4th, 2008 2:04pm

Naveen

LOL!
hilarious!
make more!
Naveen~

Thu, December 4th, 2008 9:23pm

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Thanks!!

Thu, December 4th, 2008 2:04pm

alyssa eats alphabets

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

Thu, December 4th, 2008 11:20pm

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=D

Thu, December 4th, 2008 4:12pm

S.C. Kross

hahaha.... LMAO!

Fri, December 5th, 2008 5:53pm

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=D lol!

Fri, December 5th, 2008 2:12pm

chante baxer

LOL THATS FUNNY!!!!!I LIKE EDWARDS NAME!! CAN YOU MAKE ONW WERE JACOB COMES!!!! PLZ???!!!?? MOSTLY BEACUSE IM TEAM JACOB

Sat, December 6th, 2008 8:29am

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Okay sure! I'll try my best!

Sat, December 6th, 2008 6:01am

xxFallenAngelxx

haha funny :D

Mon, December 8th, 2008 10:10pm

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Thanks!

Mon, December 8th, 2008 3:39pm

ilovemyable

really funny!!
loved it!!!
lol!!!

Thu, December 11th, 2008 10:31pm

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Thanks!

Thu, December 11th, 2008 4:22pm

Me Against The World

This is so awesome and hilarious, you hit their characters dead on. Like I could imagine them saying this stuff.

Lids?

Mon, December 22nd, 2008 10:05pm

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Thanks a ton! =D

Mon, December 22nd, 2008 3:51pm

Twilight Fanatic

lol. i loved the screen names. "Back off you annoying little pixie!!" that was hilarious.

Wed, December 24th, 2008 3:15pm

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THANKs! i had a hard time finding the perfect ones, but i was pleased..=D

Wed, December 24th, 2008 7:58am

bludsucker

THAT WAS HELLA FUNNY!!! I LIKED THE THE RANDOM CLICKING HEHHE HE

Sun, January 25th, 2009 5:08am

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Thanks!!

Sun, January 25th, 2009 10:14am

bluishmaag

okay, one word;HILARIOUS! update me if there's more! by the ways.. hi.. please read some of my writings....Thanks...Are a TWIHARD?? wanna be friends???

Tue, March 3rd, 2009 2:12pm

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Thanks!! Okay i will check them out!

Tue, March 3rd, 2009 2:21pm

Vampirelove

oh god that was F***ing awesome hilarous tell me if you update :)

Mon, March 16th, 2009 9:33pm

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No need to cuss, just awesome will do. =D Thank you much!

Mon, March 16th, 2009 7:17pm

edwards emo bella

what were bella and edwrad saying?

Sat, March 21st, 2009 9:22pm

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Lol they weren't saying anything =D

Sat, March 21st, 2009 2:56pm

boylover95

OMG! I luved that!! LOLZ

Sat, April 4th, 2009 1:05pm

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thanks!!

Sat, April 4th, 2009 9:25am

JennieFlow

Lmao.
The names are perfect. =]

Sun, April 19th, 2009 2:27am

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Thanks!

Sun, April 19th, 2009 10:46am

Perry Fowler

Wait where are Carlise and Esme?

Wed, May 6th, 2009 3:24am

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They aren't in thia one =D

Sat, May 9th, 2009 8:15am

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