Dear Diary (Marcel Scott)2

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
even I laughed till I peed

Submitted: May 16, 2011

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Submitted: May 16, 2011

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Dear Diary

todays is the yesterday/now/2011
today my insanity became invoulentary
today is a day of days
I realized this when I was counting my imaginary friends, to compare them to the number of imaginary friends my other personalitys had.
you know, to prove I was the sane one of us all
in this little study I realized my other personality's were acctually scitzos, therefore counting their imaginary freinds more than once each.
Me, Myself and I were the worse at cheating. 5 X each they would count an imaginary freind.
couldn't help myself, just had to tell them thats cheating!.
this turned into an argument about how more was better than less ( I disagree ), which turned into them all teasing me about how I only got 3 freinds and they have lots.
Oh this made me angry! invoulentarally I punched them in pure rage.
Glad my 3 freinds got to see me be a man and stand up for myself, shame they didn't help.... I got pumalled. given a can of whip ass.
when I came too, all bruised about the face and all, I realized then. I must be insane to go up against that many and their freinds. but my rage was invoulentary, there fore thats why my insanity is invoulntary.
sigh, I need an ice pack, and maybe an ice cream.
oh Ice cream!


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