Terminator Vs Edward Cullen

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Fan Fiction  |  House: Booksie Classic

The terminator, cybernetic living artificial tissue over robotic exoskeleton dude kils Edward Cullen.

Terminator Vs Edward Cullen

The sun shone brightly in the sky, Edward Cullen running in his full sparkliness as the terminator turned the corner in front of him, punching him across the diamond hard face as he collapsed to the ground. Beginning to rise terminator looked down casually, kicking him again as he lifted him by the collar, “Is your name John Connor?”

Edward frowned, “What the hell, terminator would know what John Connor looks like!” Terminator answered logically, “ I am the terminator from the 1st movie, I had not encountered you yet and could not possibly know how you look.”

Ever more confused Edward fired back, “Dude that makes no sense again! In the 1st movie you were hunting Sarah Connor! So that excuse makes no sense!” Not scared by his rude comments at his low intelligence terminator replied, “I admit, I found a copy of twilight in the future, read it and wanted to kill you.”

Not understanding Terminator simply concluded, “It doesn’t matter, I just want to kill you.” Not waiting any more he crushed his skull, feeling the brains cover his hand as he dropped his corpse, leaving Edward dead forever... or is he?


Submitted: May 21, 2010

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munkiC munkiDU

Great read! I like how you end them - you could keep it up forever!lol - I noticed the other two involved adamantium... you thought of using Wolverine in your next one???
^.^

Sat, May 22nd, 2010 8:14am

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Actually at some point yea, lol, thanks for the read and I'm glad you enjoyed the read. And believe me... forever is an understatement... we have a list the the size of many arms long of people lined up to kill Edward Cullen, hope you enjoy them all :D

Sat, May 22nd, 2010 1:39am

Magical

How many times does Edward Cullen rise from the god damn dead?! Lol....
I like Twilight, but this is HILARIOUS!

Mon, June 14th, 2010 6:17pm

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Lol, you'll see that he can rise as many times as his haters desire him to, lol.

Thu, June 17th, 2010 6:03am

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