KB's Thought of the day!

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for all of you who are single, lonely, desperate, sexually deprived, highly sexual, bi-sexual, heterosexual, broken hearted, sexually frustrated (hello me), down right dirty, down right innocent and finally never had an orgasm - go buy a CHAI TEA, with hot milk, cinnamon and vanilla!

Submitted: February 16, 2008

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Thought of the day!

Now, I know what this sounds like - the thought of the day, also reminds me of the Jerry Springer show, I remeber those ranting guests, probably picked off the street and paid a lousy $100 to put on a stunt! But no, this inst quite the same as our dear old Jerry’s sweet advice. This is my own thought of the day, and just for today I am going to share it with you. But to do that I have to start from the top, so bare with me as I explain.

I had an early start this morning, I was on the road by 6am and I was at my desk by 7am. I missed breakfast, and for anyone who does not know me I like breakfast, particularly cereal, or fruit with yogurt! Yum!

Anyway, not only did I miss the most important meal of the day but I only had toast for lunch. Cranky you ask? Hmm not till the most sexiest woman walking my office floor entered with a little strut in her butt! Yep you guessed it - SEXUAL FUSTRATION! Ok, so now I was cranky!

Now before I venture further into my day I need to skip back to last week when my friend and I took a pit stop in a Star Bucks, the local coffee shop, whilst picking up some munchies in our local supermarket. She will remember it well, just as well as I remember my first taste of that amazing drink she introduced me too. Well, it was a huge awakening, and since then I’d had three more to takeaway when passing. Now you’re wondering why I needed to mention that? I’m getting there.

So back to my day. I finished work at 4pm, waving goodbye to my hot colleague I realised I needed some relief and however god dealt it, I would willingly take it! So here’s what I did…

I went to that place my friend and I went to last week. That’s right, the Star Bucks. I also brought a few groceries (pointless to mention but there ya go!). I went to the counter of the coffee shop and asked for this fabulous drink, andno not a regular a large! A full on large, can’t hold it cup with all the trimmings!

Well, what’s my point? Here it is - for all of you who are single, lonely, desperate, sexually deprived, highly sexual, bi-sexual, heterosexual, broken hearted, sexually frustrated (hello me), down right dirty, down right innocent and finally those of you who have never had an orgasm - go buy a CHAI TEA, with hot milk, cinnamon and vanilla!

Trust me, it is better than a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, easier than a one night stand (that rarely happens with me, if ever)and oh yes, I'd go far to sayas good asa full on orgasm!!

There, thanks for reading, and until next time, please by kind to yourself and each other... and if you find that too hard, then go buy a chai tea!


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