We Roll Hard in the Shire

Poem by: Km2

Summary

This is a poem/song based on an episode of the Big Bang Theory. The episode, in particular, where Leonard is dressed as Frodo. Penny's ogre of an ex-boyfriend sees him and Penny kissing and as Leonard slams the door in his face, he says: "That's right, that's how we roll in the Shire." So I based this rap/R&B song, I wrote, on that particular line. It's an R&B song because the choruses are meant to be sung, while the verses in between, are rapped. Hope many different people can appreciate and enjoy this one.

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Submitted: April 01, 2013

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Little Bilbo just don't know

He just needs to let it go

Relax, sit back, enjoy the show

Times right now, they are a-dire

Tis how we roll, we're from the Shire

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Hobbits are little funny people

Always keepin their word

Till Gandalf come knockin one day

And this is what he heard:

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"Stupid blasted wizards

Takes, me for a quest

We're goin on a fool

I'm wishin him the best."

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Little Bilbo just don't know

He just needs to let it go

Relax, sit back, enjoy the show

Times right now, they are a-dire

Tis how we roll, we're from the Shire

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The wizard storms in

Spewin, purple fire and smoke

Mr. Bilbo cowers, just sayin:

"Gandalf! It was only a joke."

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Look at me, little hobbit

And listen when I say:

"You had better get your act together

Now hurry, Bilbo, hurry on your way."

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Little Bilbo just don't know

He just needs to let it go

Relax, sit back, enjoy the show

Times right now, they are a-dire

Tis how we roll, we're from the Shire

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I ran out the door

Forgetting all my things

Just my little furry feet

Me laugh, me heart, me sings:

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"Crazy old wizard

Scarin' me ta death

Leave me all alone

Lock me in a chest."

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Read my note, stumblin out the path

Tis as I thought, was no lookin back

Hit me hard, with monster truck force

My first bit of quest, find me some dwarves

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Little Bilbo just don't know

He just needs to let it go

Relax, sit back, enjoy the show

Times right now, they are a-dire

Tis how we roll, we're from the Shire

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Little Bilbo just don't know

He just needs to let it go

Relax, sit back, enjoy the show

Times right now, they are a-dire

Tis how we roll, we're from the Shire


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We Roll Hard in the Shire

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This is a poem/song based on an episode of the Big Bang Theory. The episode, in particular, where Leonard is dressed as Frodo. Penny's ogre of an ex-boyfriend sees him and Penny kissing and as Leonard slams the door in his face, he says: "That's right, that's how we roll in the Shire." So I based this rap/R&B song, I wrote, on that particular line. It's an R&B song because the choruses are meant to be sung, while the verses in between, are rapped. Hope many different people can appreciate and enjoy this one.
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