Drunken Bro

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: True Confessions  |  House: 'The Odd Ones'
Just because somehow, my brother managed to get himself drunk tonight. Already. And he wrote this. I'm so sorry.

Submitted: March 29, 2016

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WRITTEN BY A DRUNK REX GOLDSMITH

Hello :D nice ta meetcha! 

I'm writing thjisjm becagyse it's funny :)

My sisters an assholeeeee :/ she won't let me driiiiink an I bought that beer...and those others...

She's so nice though :D She understands whyyyyyyyyyy :) Haha, lots of ys :b

Everyone in this family's batshit bonkers :) But she's really batshit. So am I :D

Anyway...I'm a ducking writer now :) Whoops, changed to 'ducking'. Oh well, it's funny ;D

My sister says that this is my punishment for being drunk again :/ I probably deserve it though. I promised her I wouldn't.

She's so nice :) everyone's nice. 

My sister Labbydoo says I can stop now :p Byeeeeeeeeee :D

Labby: ...he brought it on himself. If he didn't want to make a fool out of himself, he shouldn't have gotten drunk tonight. I need sleep. I don't know how to feel.

I'll be putting Mr Drunko to bed too. I'll show him this in the morning. That's what happens when you break promises to me.

G'night.


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