Shopping Centre

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: 'The Odd Ones'
Because I can, bitches. Actually a song, but...meh.

Submitted: April 04, 2016

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If there's one thing that I hate,

In this hellish place you're always late,

Where no one wants to buy your fucking food,

Where asking where the toilet is is far too rude...

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Where there are glass lifts 100 feet above the ground,

Where every fucking thing is always over 5 pounds,

And everyone's frowning, but you're not really suprised,

Where the shop you want to find is rather well disguised...

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CHORUS

Why can't I leave this fucking store?

I don't want to be here anymore!

Where there is no room left to breathe,

When I'm broke before I leave...

Why do the prices make no sense?

Even using the toilet costs twenty pence!

And you may think I need to be more fair,

But getting stuck there is my worst nightmare!

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If there's one thing that I despise,

Where people never look you in your eyes,

When you're trying to find a store,

But they're not there anymoooooooore... (Seriously, I'm gonna fucking kill them...)

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CHORUS

Why can't I leave this fucking store?!

I don't want to be here anymore!

Where you always hurt your nose,

Where they only sell the same old clothes,

Why do the prices make no sense!

Once punched a store clerk in wallet defense,

And you may think I need to be more fair,

But getting stuck there is my worst nightmare!

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My worst nightmare!

...

*spoken* Fuck it, I'm out.


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