Wtf Harry Potter? What have you got against Slytherin?

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Just a rant I had with my friend over email. She said I should put it up, so here. Hating on Frozen, Minions, and JK Rowling's hate of Slytherins, and tons more! ^_^

Submitted: August 10, 2015

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L: Hey Holly. How are you?

H: Good. I watched HP again for like the thirtieth time :)

L: You and your Harry Potter ^_^ Hey, did you ever notice what a bad rap Slytherins get? I'm one and holy mother of Ra, there is a lot of hate #_#

H: IKR?! I mean, I get why they don't like Draco or Snape, but wtf Harry Potter? What the hell is wrong with the rest of them?

L: At the end, ALL THE BLOODY SLYTHERINS GET SENT TO THE DUNGEONS. EVEN THE ONES THAT DIDN'T DO (censored) WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H: I always cringe at that part ~_~

L: What house are you in, anyway?

H: Griffindor ;) I'm pretty sure they got it wrong

L: Yeah. You're a phyco ^_^

H: Also, I hate Minions.

L: Change of subject already? New record ^_^

H: *takes a bow* Anyway, why are Minions everywhere? I liked Despicable Me, but The Minions Movie or some (censored) like that? (Censored) that.

L: I know. I can't even walk into (censored) Tesco with getting Minions products shoved in my face +_+'

H: I mean, calm the (censored) down, they're just little yellow dudes that like bananas for some reason. They're not like effing Harry Potter. Harry Potter is life, Harry Potter is love.

L: *cough* Holly? You're doing it again ^_^

H: Oh (censored). I NEED to stop doing that xD 

L: ...aaaaaaaaaanyway, got any plans?

H: Well, after Harry Potter, I was planning to watch some CinemaSins on Youtube.

L: Oh, you watch that?

H: Mmm. I love their Frozen one.

L: (censored) Frozen


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