Wtf Harry Potter? What have you got against Slytherin?

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Just a rant I had with my friend over email. She said I should put it up, so here. Hating on Frozen, Minions, and JK Rowling's hate of Slytherins, and tons more! ^_^

L: Hey Holly. How are you?

H: Good. I watched HP again for like the thirtieth time :)

L: You and your Harry Potter ^_^ Hey, did you ever notice what a bad rap Slytherins get? I'm one and holy mother of Ra, there is a lot of hate #_#

H: IKR?! I mean, I get why they don't like Draco or Snape, but wtf Harry Potter? What the hell is wrong with the rest of them?

L: At the end, ALL THE BLOODY SLYTHERINS GET SENT TO THE DUNGEONS. EVEN THE ONES THAT DIDN'T DO (censored) WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H: I always cringe at that part ~_~

L: What house are you in, anyway?

H: Griffindor ;) I'm pretty sure they got it wrong

L: Yeah. You're a phyco ^_^

H: Also, I hate Minions.

L: Change of subject already? New record ^_^

H: *takes a bow* Anyway, why are Minions everywhere? I liked Despicable Me, but The Minions Movie or some (censored) like that? (Censored) that.

L: I know. I can't even walk into (censored) Tesco with getting Minions products shoved in my face +_+'

H: I mean, calm the (censored) down, they're just little yellow dudes that like bananas for some reason. They're not like effing Harry Potter. Harry Potter is life, Harry Potter is love.

L: *cough* Holly? You're doing it again ^_^

H: Oh (censored). I NEED to stop doing that xD 

L: ...aaaaaaaaaanyway, got any plans?

H: Well, after Harry Potter, I was planning to watch some CinemaSins on Youtube.

L: Oh, you watch that?

H: Mmm. I love their Frozen one.

L: (censored) Frozen


Submitted: August 10, 2015

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Whiskey Charlie

Well, it's Harry's fault (actually J.K's fault for writing him that way). He was assigned Slytherin House but turned it down, probably because he'd be second minion, er, ..., second banana to the white hair boy whose scowl seems frozen on. You know, you sure have some strange conversations, girl.

Mon, August 10th, 2015 8:54pm

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Yes. Yes I do ^_^

Mon, August 10th, 2015 2:13pm

corey

really u think that harry wanted to be in slytherin he did not

Tue, November 3rd, 2015 2:15pm

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I never said that. You need to read more carefully.

Wed, November 4th, 2015 10:24am

corey

and yes i was talking to u whiskey

Tue, November 3rd, 2015 2:16pm

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Oh, right ^_^'Well, thanks for commenting on my writing. But next time, can you please actually write something related to the writing, not try to correct one of my best readers. He knows what he's saying ^_^ Byeeeeeeeee ^_^

Wed, November 4th, 2015 10:26am

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