A Night (Knight) at the Bar

Reads: 226  | Likes: 0  | Shelves: 0  | Comments: 1

More Details
Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
Humor - play on words (night and Knight)

Submitted: October 28, 2006

A A A | A A A

Submitted: October 28, 2006

A A A

A A A


 

 

He clomped his way through the bar room door

Feeling musty, dusty, rusty and mighty soar

After a long and hot gruelling day of war

 

On rickety legs he headed for the bar

But it was plain he wouldn't get very far

With his boots all covered in feathers and tar

 

 There he stood, sweating in his iron pants

 Stuck to the floor leaning on his trusty lance

And then he saw it coming, trouble in a glance

 

She brought him down with a single punch

And before he knew it he was out to lunch

With the family jewels hanging in a bunch

 

He woke up in the alley underneath a starry night

Knowing that he'd never walk again... just right

 

Moral of the story.....

 

Don't walk on clean floors with tarry boots  you stupid knight


© Copyright 2017 lainie. All rights reserved.

Add Your Comments:

Comments

avatar

Author
Reply

Booksie 2017-2018 Short Story Contest

Booksie Popular Content

Other Content by lainie

Deadly Encounter

Short Story / Horror

The Rise and Fall of an Empire

Short Story / Memoir

Once Upon A Christmas

Short Story / Memoir

Popular Tags