A Night (Knight) at the Bar

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
Humor - play on words (night and Knight)

Submitted: October 28, 2006

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Submitted: October 28, 2006





He clomped his way through the bar room door

Feeling musty, dusty, rusty and mighty soar

After a long and hot gruelling day of war


On rickety legs he headed for the bar

But it was plain he wouldn't get very far

With his boots all covered in feathers and tar


 There he stood, sweating in his iron pants

 Stuck to the floor leaning on his trusty lance

And then he saw it coming, trouble in a glance


She brought him down with a single punch

And before he knew it he was out to lunch

With the family jewels hanging in a bunch


He woke up in the alley underneath a starry night

Knowing that he'd never walk again... just right


Moral of the story.....


Don't walk on clean floors with tarry boots  you stupid knight

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