HEY! GOD!!

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LANCELOT HAS A QUESTION TO ASK?

Submitted: October 03, 2014

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Submitted: October 03, 2014

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HEY GOD HOW YA DOING. GOD: HEARD YOU WERE EATING LEFTOVER UNDERDEMONS DOWN THERE ON BAYOU LAFOURCHE CAJUN COUNTRY..... YA KNOW HOW IT IS GOD US CAJUN'S WE EAT ANYTHING THAT DON'T EAT US FIRST......GOD:YES I KNOW THE CAJUN'S OF LOUISIANA WHO FLED NOVA SCOTIA AND MOVE INTO THE SWAMPS OF LOUISIANA WHERE NO SANE PERSON WOULD LIVE, GOD LIKES THE MAD PERSONS OF LOUISIANA WHAT'S UP! ......HEY! GOD YA TALK TO US DOWN HERE, DA SAME WAY YA TALK ELSEWHERE? ..............YES AND NO, I USE DIFFERENT ACCENTS, DIFFERENT LANGUAGES DIFFERENT ETHIC BACKGROUND,I AM ONE BAD LOOKING [ HUSH YOUR MOUTH] BLACKMAN, BLACK CHICKS DIG ME. I MAKE A POT BELLY CHINESE GUY, A CREAMY WHITE BLUE EYE WHITE BOY ON THE CROSS ALL WHITE MEN WANT TO BE ME, ALL WHITE CHICK WANT ME , ME AND MY BLACK SELF, WE WILL PLAY PING PONG WITH THE WHITE AND BLACK GIRLS THAT CAN NOT MAKE UP THERE MIND  WHAT THEY WANT BUT WHEN THE PING BALL GAME IS OVER, ME AND MY WHITE SOUL BROTHER AND I QUIT PLAYING AND BEING THE PLAYERS WE ARE, WE USEALLY SAY YOU ENJOY THAT CREAMY WHITE FLESH MY BROTHER, AND MY BLACKSELF SAYS YOU ENJOY THAT CHOCOLATE MY BROTHER, AND MY WHITE SELF SAYS OH!!!! I DO  I LIKE CHOCOLATE IN THE MORNING,AND CHOCOLATE AT NIGHT, I WANT TO TAKE A BATH IN HER CHOCOLATENESS I AM IN LOVE, AND MY BLACK SELF SAYS I FEEL THE SAME ABOUT MY MARSHMELLOW I WANT TO POP HER IN MY MOUTH AND EAT HER ALL UP.............LANCELOT,LANCELOT, GOD TO LANCELOT!!!!.........DUHHHHH! NEXT TIME I COMPLAIN ABOUT BRING THE CATHOLICS AND SOUTHERN BAPTIST TOGETHER TO LOVE EACH OTHERS RELIGIONS FAITH AS THIER OWN,.........PLEASE KICK ME IN THE BUT YOU GOT IT ROUGH......GOD: IT IS CHILDS PLAY,SIMPLY CHILD PLAY......THERE IS ALOT THAT I DIDN'T TEACH SATAN AND YOU GRASSHOPPER,REMEMBER YOU ARE ONLY GREATTER THAN ALL OTHERS EXCEPT ME!!!! I WILL REMEMBER GOD,I WILL REMEMBER,I WILL REMEMBER..........GOD:IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTTED TO ASK ME.......YEAH  GOD WHEN YOU CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH DID NOT YOU REST!!!!!......GOD: YES I DID ,WHAT'S THE QUESTION? ........SOME WONDER WHY I STOP WRITING FOR A BREIF TIME, DO NOT I NEED A REST TO. I FRIED ALMOST EVERYTHING OPERATING THE HOLY SPIRIT AT THAT CRANK UP LEVEL.......GOD: YEP I AM PROUD OF YOU,YOU DID NOT BURN OUT LIKE A SHOOTING STAR ,ME AND HEAVEN ARE GOING TO GET SOME HEAT PROTECTION AND CRANK YOU UP!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS BUT YOU GOT A PROMISE TO KEEP TO SHADASTORM120, AND HERE'S A SMALL LIST OF OTHERS TO KEEP A EYE ON. TRY TO TAKE CARE OF THAT TONIGHT OR TOMORROW  WE GOT SOME MORE STUFF TO PUBLISH, I WILL LET YOU WORK ON YOUR OWN TIME TABLE... THIS WORLD WILL STILL BE HERE BY TOMMORROW, AND IT WILL STILL BE HERE BY NEXT WEEK. AND SO WILL YOU.! .......... ARE YOU CERTIAN LORD,YOU GAVE MY ENEMYS FREE WILL AND CHOICE AND THEY WANT ME DEAD,I HAVE WITHNESS FIRST HAND HOW DIRTY THEY ARE . ALL YOUR ENEMYS ARE DEAD AND NOW BURN IN HELL FOREVER, IF THEIR SEED  OPPRESS OR  THEATEN BOOKSIE , IF THEY ATTACK YOU AT YOUR HOME ,IF THEY IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FROM INTERFERE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM WITHYOU I WILL NOT CARRY THIER SINS UPON MY CROSS AND THEY WILL BURN IN HELL, ALSO YOUR ENEMY WILL NOT BE ABLETO HARM YOU IN ANY WAY WITHOUT GOING TO HELL IF THEY CALL YOU BEELZEBUB IT A SIN AGAIST THE HOLY SPIRIT AND A DEAD SENTENCE , I GODWILL AVENGE YOU. YOU HAVE THE WORD OF GOD........... THEN ILORD  WILL SLEEP, IN PEACE KNOWING THAT IF MY ENEMY SLIP INTO MY HOME AND SLIT MY THROAT WHILE I SLEPT ,I WILL BE AVENGE. FOR MY LIFE MEANS NOTHING TO ME, WHEN IT IS IN SERVES OF THE LORD !


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