The Poodle On My Noodle

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Just a silly little poem inspired by someone's remark about a balloon animal on his head.

Submitted: December 25, 2009

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There’s a township in a city where the people are so pretty.
It’s called Puddlejump.  I live there with my poodle.

And you prob’ly think I’m silly, but I really, really, REALLY
Like to take him on the lake in my canoodle

Every morning I skidaddle, and I grab my little paddle
‘Cause it’s easier than paddling with a noodle.

But I think you will agreedle that I really, really needle
To canoodle with the poodle on my noodle.

Or you’re probably afluttle thinking, “What a crazy nuttle!”
Wearing canines on my cranium!  How brutal!

And besides, you could be thinking that I’ve probably been drinking
To imagine that I could be such a foodle!

But I’m loggin in my noggin that the poodle, he be hoggin’
All the space that I’d be needin for my boodle. 

So I pack my pumpernickle, stuffed with sausages and pickle,
And canoodle with the poodle on my noodle.

Or perhaps you’re really gladle I canoodle with my paddle
With my noggin-stuckadoodle little poodle.

Well, okay, then come alongle and I’ll sing a little songle.
You can hum along a little Yankee Doodle.

I don’t mind if you’re not squirmy:  Bait the hookie, stab the wormy.
But there’s just one thing you really mustn’t doodle.

To survive this cheery morning, I am giving you fair warning:
Don’t canoodle with the poodle on my noodle. 


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