man oh mad men

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
ladies will like this

Submitted: March 06, 2012

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Like a balloon, men are full of hot air

Floating on a gust of wind slowly going nowhere

Sweet sugar lady don’t let the prick fall

They are the reason humpty couldn’t get back on the wall

 

Tick tock the doodle says the old clock

My lady mends the holes in my sock

Tym to get these eggs outta bed

Be careful old man its feet first not burst head

 

Easy off goes the ape not before an hour on his throne

The little billy goat loves to grunt and moan

Fierce infusions of the nasties and waffles and toast

Cinnamon pancakes rice cakes most men are cakes

 

Grumpy stubborn childish and selfish are they

From birth up until they are old and grey


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