Adventures of Being a nurse 3

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
My mom works as a nurse and these are just some of her most bizzare patients

Submitted: April 11, 2011

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Just the other night my mom was working and one of her patients couldn't stop puking, and she asked if they could take her down to get an x-ray done. They took her down and did the x-ray well my mom went to one of her other patients while they were getting the x-ray done the patient she went to was having problems going to the bathroom he requested an Enema, for those of you who don't know what an enema is its were they take a squirt bottle filled with some fluid they shove up your butt and squirt it makes it easier to go poop, anyways my mom was looking for his clip board that tells what he can and can't do. Well it turns out when the people came to get the other patient that couldn't stop puking they took the wrong clip board. So my mom calls down tells them they rush it back up and exchange it my mom looks at it the other patient is able to have an enema. My mom gets the stuff thepatient stops her and says "I'll handle it i've been doing this for over 30 years I'll take care of it." Normally they are not alowd to let patients do anything by themselves, but this time she let him do it. She leaves the room goes back to here desk waits till his call light comes on thirty minutes later his call light comes on she goes to the patients room he is standing up with his walker and she looks in the bathroom there is crap all over the place on the toilet seat,all up the bar to the flush handle, all over the toilet paper, on the floor, on the sink all over the wall, and in the toilet is this giant turd. This is by far the grossest one imagine being the janitor having to clean that up thats horrible.


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