Sunday School Questions For God

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Religion and Spirituality  |  House: Booksie Classic

Questions of acceptance....

BETTY

I'm a good girl God and I know santa is bad and that you are everything. I have a question God. Did you or the devil bring biting spiders into my backyard? 'Cause I don't like them.

BILLY

I'm a good boy. I know that Jesus hates the devil. So I know how to hate. I have a question God. Did you  or the devil bring poop into the world? "Cause I don't like sitting on the potty and it smells really bad.

LAURIE

I am a good someone without gender. I am top of my class at Sunday school. I understand the devil through you God. But the twelve men you were so close to (not in a physical way of course...because that would be wicked) are causing confusion. Especially Paul, because I don't think he likes real women. God, I have a question. Did you or the devil bring jagged objects like rocks into the world? Just for the record, I don't like them. And if you don't answer ...I won't be surprised.


Submitted: August 05, 2019

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tom mcmullen

Easy questions LE, God created the devil, he rebelled and created this universe!

Tue, August 6th, 2019 9:11am

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One where I got to meet you tom!....thanks to the devil!...

Fri, August 9th, 2019 5:48pm

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