"I've got Writers' Cramp" he calls out to his wife upstairs
She's waxing her legs and watching the telly
"I need some assistance down here" he yells
She balances her drink and snack on her belly
"I asked you to come down here" he calls out
She plucks the hairs out from her brow
"I implore you to get your arse down here you cow"
She shouts, "what do you want from me now?"
I've got Writers Cramp...
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