For the Love of Rice

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

True tale. Sometimes technology needs a little bit of help from rice. Hope it makes you smile!

~~You saved my life I cannot tell a lie,
If you didn’t rescue me I would surely die.
Early one morn enticed by its concave mold,
I took a dive into the toilet bowl.
On my sleek black exterior I felt I could bank,
But to my great horror I just sank and sank.
Naked and swiftly with selfless valor
In swooped the hand of my dumbfounded mama.
She dried me and shook me though it gave her pain
But alas she discovered all was in vain.
In desperation I was left in your loving care
You surround and embraced me and held me near.
One day later mama began to lose hope
When S5 milky visions of stars and such matter clouded her scope.
But you pulled me through you took the watery death in my stead
So a little green light appeared on my head.
Mama was happy singing praises to God
But Carolina white rice it is you that I laud.
Me amore I love you I cannot tell a lie,
If you didn’t rescue me I would surely die….
 


Submitted: November 05, 2014

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Sai Ryoko

I kinda feel like the cat in the toilet bowl, I like that.

Wed, November 5th, 2014 2:44am

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