Love, Murder, Madness

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic

Wanna laugh your socks off??? Read this

School was where it all started

When I saw the new boy, I farted
It was out of happiness of course
I got mistaken for a horse
When the new boy looked at me
I was so happy I had to pee
I was on the way to the loo
I then realised I had to poo
Then he looked at me with disgust
So I thought it was a must
I pood on the floor
He ran out the door
It must have smelt really poor
He was not bad
But it was a shame because he was a good looking lad


Submitted: March 10, 2010

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