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You're Gonna Get a Savior

Poem by: Lloser02

Summary

This is a christian parody of "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" by The Offspring. I really like the song but it had a little too much cussing, so I made this up. Hope you like it!

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Submitted: July 02, 2012

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Done in seven days

By blessed Lord our world was made

He got down in the dirt and clay

And from that day human was made

He took a rib from him

And from that He created Eve and told them

Not to eat the fruit of knowledge

But they had to sin

Now dance Adam dance

Man you thought you had a chance

To become like our God

But it's really all for naught

Now you're a broken man

Sinful and shameful man

But don't you give up here

You're gonna get a Savior

Give Him three day's time and He'll blow your mind

Jesus bled and then He died

Yeah He died for all our lives

A thirty-three year life has changed this heart of mine

Jesus bled and then He died

Now He's risen and He's alive

After centuries

Some wise men came out of the east

And said "We've seen a shining star

That leads us to our precious King"

Then Herod got disturbed

As soon as this strange news was heard

And said "If you would find Him for me I would praise Him on my knees"

Now dance Herod dance

You thought you had the chance

To kill the Son of God

But it's really all for naught

Now your a frightened king

Murdering all babies

But don't you think you're clear

You're gonna get Savior'd

(Christ is king)

Give Him three days time and He'll blow your mind

Jesus bled and then He died

Yeah He died for all our lives

A thirty-three year life has changed this heart of mine

Jesus bled and then He died Now He's risen and He's alive

Now dance Satan dance

You thought you had a chance

To screw the human race

But that blew up in your face so

Dance Satan dance

You never had a chance

To overpower God

The tribulations saints will see that you're a fake

They won't listen to your lies

They'll see right through your disguise

Andif you put them downupon that evil ground

Jesus still redeems their lives

Face it Satan

You're gonna die

In fire and in endless pain

While we're all up in heaven

Praising God's glorious name

You never had a chance so why don't you just dance

All you're efforts were for naught

You're at the mercy of the Son of God


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This is a christian parody of "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" by The Offspring. I really like the song but it had a little too much cussing, so I made this up. Hope you like it!
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