THE BOWLING BALL TREEOh what a beautiful morning,
what a beautiful day,
i woke up this morning with a smile on my face,UNTIL . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The big bowling ball tree fell on my house, abowling ball went up, then the bowling ball went down right ontop of my head!
The bowling ball was so heavy it knocked me right out!
I woke up with brain damage and thought i was a monkey, so climed a tall tree to see the mountains beyond the hills.
I glanced across to see the school yard that was covered in playing cards.
I took a walk down town, destined for the school yard, while i was crossing a busy road a B.M.W knocked me on my head.
I was out for a quick second, then woke to realise i was late for school.
I crossed the road, a bit more carfully this time, opened the school gates and entered Mrs. Potato's room
YOUR LATE!
Teachers comment...
Great poem!
Submitted: April 25, 2009
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THATS HILARIOUS LOL!!!! I would love if you commented on my Secert Series: Three Steps Down. IM GOING TO CHECK OUT SOME MORE OF YOUR WRITING
Sat, April 25th, 2009 12:45pmLOL!!! Another HILARIOUS bit of writing! Well Done!
Sat, April 25th, 2009 11:26pmfunny but i liked it good random poem to read, take care dracco
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umm i just realised i wrote "This is a poem qite a while ago" at teh start when i was actually meant to write "this is a poem I WROTE quite long ago"
Sat, April 25th, 2009 12:24pmsorry bout that
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