Best comebacks ever made in a list: My favorite comeback is - If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.
Top Ten Comebacks for Know it Alls
- Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
- Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f**k up.
- You would argue with a fence post.
- Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.
- Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.
- Try being informed instead of being opinionated.
- Everything we hear is an opinion not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective not a truth.
- Open your mind not your mouth.
- Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.
- I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it! Continue while I take notes.
Top ten comebacks kids can use at school
- Where’s your off button?
- Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
- You should use glue stick instead of Chap Stick.
- I’ve been called worse by better.
- I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
- If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s gonna be a while.
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You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
- Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
- I make my haters my motivators!
- If you can’t be kind, then be quiet.
Top Ten comebacks for Fake Friends
- I hope that bus you threw me under swerves and hits you on the sidewalk.
- I’d rather have an enemy that slaps me in the face than a fake friend who stabs me in the back.
- Fake friends are like shadows, always there at your brightest moments. But nowhere to be seen during your darkest hours.
- Revenge, I’m too lazy. I am going to let karma fuck you up.
- Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake…..
- Some people come into your life as a blessing as others come as life lessons.
- Enemies are better than fake friends.
- True friends will always find a way to help you. Fake friends will always find an excuse.
- Honesty is better than sugar-coated bullshit.
- If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success...
Top Ten Comebacks for a Gossip
- If you have a problem with me, tell me, not everyone else.
- It doesn’t bother me that you talk about me behind my back. What bothers me is you don’t get all your facts right.
- What’s that? You heard a bunch of shit about me from someone who hates me? That shit MUST be true!
- If it’s not your story to tell don’t tell it.
- I never judge someone by the opinion of another.
- If you didn’t hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes. Don’t invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
- Rumours, carried by haters, spread by fools and accepted by the ignorant.
- Those who gossip to you will gossip about you.
- Rumours, I found cut so much about myself didn’t’ even know
- If it doesn’t involve you it shouldn’t concern you.
I got this information from many websites :)
Submitted: January 31, 2018
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