LOZA DICTIONARY - CIRCA 2003 IN COLLABARATION WITH ROBERT P

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The copy of a dictionary i started with all of my sayings that i was using at that time - reading it back i had included the latin meaning (i dont know latin so im assuming at the time it was loza-latin) or pronunciation. I have copied it exactely from the yellow note book it is from - It represents the time in my life when i was single for the first time in years and it lead to the most fun 2-3 years of my life. This was written at the start of this in collaboration with my dear friend Robert who's influence i can see highly in these definitions.

Submitted: May 15, 2011

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LOZA'S DICTIONARY - CIRCA 2003 IN COLLABORATION WITH ROBERT P

TURBO - Contemporary ad modern word used as a substitue for positive affirmations such as 'cool', 'unreal', 'fantastic' eg 'That was a turbo dinner tonight ' . Also works well with a relationship term afterwards eg 'Thats turbo brother'

WHO'S YOUR DADDY - (latin - Whoeth your daddieth) Can be used in any situation. most commonly used instead of 'im the man' Can be extended to include the female parent also. Pronounced WHO'S YOUR DAD-DEE - MUM-MA

DIRTY VYNIL PUSHER - (latin - Filthy disk jockey) Self explanitory. Used as a put down . Must be said with emphasis on 'dirty'. Pronounced DEEERTY VINAL PUSHAAA

STUPID FAT HOBBITT - (latin - Idiotic oseth small human) Describes anyone fat and dumb. Pronounced STEEWPID FAATT HOBBITT

CHEESE CAKE  - (latn - devil temptation) Describes boy that you know is bad for you but you divulge anyway. Too much cheese cake makes you feel sick - however you always want another peice of cheesecake.

TACO - (latin - womanly parts) Describes the feminine genitalia area. can be bearded or bald taco with many different fillings eg guacamole, sour cream, extra cheese and occasionally salsa

POOCHIE - Elle Woods from legally blonde. very feminine and girly - all hair and make up

HOT LIKE WASABE - Describes someone damn fine! Who's your mumma-daddy-want-to-come and taste my taco! Basically a very hot man

FARM DOG - Ugly pig dog woman

JABBA - Homosexual man

THE SISTERS - Loza's mamarry glands or as commonly pronounced 'breasts'. The sisters can come in handy for discount, free entry, or attention. The sisters should be emphasised at all times. There is no such thing as too much sisters.

MEGA CRAP - 9 roll toilet paper pack - self explanitory

EIGHTEEN - "Eighteen" (from the Lotto add)

ATMOSPHERIC DISTRIBUTION SPECIALIST - From the movie One perfect day when talking of a dealer.

GARAGE DOOR - (latin Anus holiness) Simply the back rectum passage (anus hole) Garage door open = loose mother fucker, Garage door closed = tight aint going to give it up for your daddy

MAN FLESH - Term used when perving on half (or full) naked men

HAMMER WHORE  - Skank

HAIRY FANNY - this is actually a song that Robza frequently sings - "hairy, hairy, hairy fanny"

TOP SHELF - Quality , fitness and elegance interwoven

JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU - Self explanitory

TACKA-FUCKA-RAMA - Tacky tacky tacky

P.O.P - Puddle of pussy juice - Nickname or Loz

TINA TURNER THIGHS - Nickname for Robza

MATRESS BACK - Nickname for Lee but started off describing Rob and Lee's constant groping

CYPHILLUS SPLIT - Names we would call people and or each other

HERPIE DICK - Names we would call people and or each other

GONARHEA C%^T - Names we would call people and or each other

SHOW ME ON THE DOLLY WHERE THE BAD MAN TOUCHED YOU - This became my slogan for ever to come 


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