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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Young Adult  |  House: Booksie Classic
Three travellers go on a quest for knowledge

Submitted: June 29, 2015

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rabbit runs, bass drums,  hi-hats

rolling and strolling along the path merrily

doffing and snoffing a friend or aquaintance

good morning, how do you do? I am fine How are you?

We are good fine and happy and were off to see the wizard

the wonderful wizard of Vod.

He lives in a cave and sucks the marrow out of his victims bones they say

He never comes out to play say the children. He lives here but his mind is very, very far away say the grown ups warily,

What say you three? Are you going there? We mean to go and find out how

Does he laugh at people just like now? Can you hear him? Laughing at you?

Rabbit runs bass drums hi-hats

rolling and strolling along the path merrily

doffing and snoffing a friend or acquaintance

Good morning, how do you do? I am fine how are you?

We are good and we have wine and were off to see the wizard,

the wonderful wizard of Vod.

He once drew blood from a cloud and blood from a stick and made the rivers run red

from his vicious hatred of all things human and his preference for things that are dead. Venom runs in his blood like serum.

He once killed a squirrel and hung it up by its tail and with his teeth did suck out the entrails for his lunch.

Giant mushrooms, Giant mushrooms fill his head We think he'd be better off dead!

Rabbit runs, bass drums and  high hats

rolling and strolling along the path merrily

doffing and snoffing a friend or acquaintance

Good morning, how do you do? I am fine, how are you?

We are fine and dandy and we are drinking brandy VSOP For he and she and we are off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Vod!

Now he sees you coming from a mile off. He has cameras and video monitors that will megapixel you onto his giant screen

He has two heads, sometimes three and teeth like sharks going back into his mouth so they when he bites you, it's impossible to get free.

On his desk is a jar of pickled eyeballs which he eats occasionally.

Oh and, by the way, his Mum disowned him and put his belongs up for sale on eBay.

On Loudspeaker

Imagine, if you will for one second that you throw a ball at the ceiling. At the point it touches it it looks as though the ball is on a white floor and you are the one  hanging upside down from the ceiling by your slippered feet which if you think about it is rather crazy, hanging upside down from the ceiling and bouncing a ball on the floor. Haven t you got anything better to do?

...along the path merrily

doffing and snoffing a friend or acquaintance

Good morning, how do you do? I am fine, how are you?

We are in good spirits and have LSD, dropping tabs is our new glee, multicoloured lights flashing badgers, whisky and farm tree. You?

Well, I'm off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Vod!

He lives in a hall that is as high as St Pauls Cathedral and as wide as Wembley

And his servants number in the thousands, three. And as for the money he is wedged, seriously wedged is he.

And as for time - it goes at the speed requested by he -quickly or slowly whatever his mood shall be.

And as for age - at 24 is he stuck permanently but he has the body of a stallion and well fit is he.

And then there s poor little old me. I want to see and learn from him. I want to be like him but I want to be like me.  I have tried and tried and cried and cried because my family suffers greatly. but I cannot provide for them I need money. I hate being me. I want to be more like him. No one else can help Maybe he can do it for me.

Rabbit runs, bass drums and Hi-hats

rolling and strolling along the path merrily

doffing and snoffing a friend or acquaintances

Good morning, how do you do? I am fine, how are you?

Now we are here and a door is marked -Beware do not enter-At the risk of your own sanity!

Surely we have come too far to go back now. We can't turn around and go home empty handed. We must learn and we must see how to be, free like he is.

Three backs held three heads all looking towards the door handle. One hand reached out and touched it. A bolt of static shoot up the arm of the one of the three and all jumped with surprise. What was that asked one? Nothing said another. The hand on the handle turned it clockwise. It wasn't locked and the handle turned beautifully. The had pushed at the door and opened inwards did it go followed by the three.

And they found themselves in  a hall as tall as saint pauls and as wide as Wembley.

And all about the place on the walls and upon the back of the door was mirrors as tall as the eye could see.

And a man was sweeping the floor sending up clouds of dust. Excuse me said one of the three. Is the wizard home?

Nah said the man. He doesn't live here anymore. But I stayed and I sweep the floors polish the chrome you know?

So where is he?

He went bankrupt, personal insolvency. No more credit for him. He had to move out.

But we need to see him...

He left a forwarding address...I can get it for you...

Yes please said one.

The man with a brush went away into the maze of mirrors and the three sat down on the floor.

It's a big place!' said one

'Its lonely' said another

'yep, agreed number three.

'Here you are kids' said the caretaker. He handed over a piece of folded paper. One took it and opened it.

Room 6, 17 Honey Gardens

FullOfHopeTown

Gloriously

FH21 2HY

He isn't there,' said a voice

'Mr Wizard' said the caretaker. 'What brings you back here then'

'Oh, I was passing on my way to look at another Flat.' Said Mr Wizard

'These kids were looking for you. I told them that you do not live here anymore'

Well kids lets go outside and talk if you want to still said Mr Wizard

'OK'.

Outside the sun was shining down on the green of the grass and the trees giving it a cheerful appearance. The opposite could be said of Mr Wizrd Who was wearing a grey jacket and trousers. He was unshaven and the collar of his shirt looked like it hadn't been washed in well in a good while.

'Are you well Sir' asked one of the kids.

'Oh, me. Well, Said Mr Wizard pulling himself up by the lapels of his jacket. 'Fine Tip-Top' There were a popping sound and one of the buttons on his shirt popped right off. he's shirt opened exposing the hairy belly. 'Yes quite well, thank-you'

In his hand was a smartphone and he typed at it for a second or two.

'Are you rich?' Asked one of the kids.

'Rich? Asked Mr Wizard. 'I've got one of these' he said pulling back his jacket from his wrist revealing a shiny gold Rolex Watch. 'Perpetual Oyster' said Mr Wizard, 'Winds itself y'know'

Then he said. 'Per-pet-u-al Oyster, Per-pet-u-al-oyster, per-pet-u-al oyster, living in a cloister' Then he looked left and right quickly and got down on one knee and held up his arm with the watch on while pointing to it with his free hand.

'per-pet-u-al-oyster, per-pet-u-al oyster, liv-ing in a cloister! In amongst the hedges. Eating sand-wedges! with my oyster on my wrist and rhyme in my fist coming to getcha, coming to getcha!

One of the three began clapping excitedly.

The other two moved to either side of the kneeling Mr Wizard began human beatboxing a rhyme with a beat. Mr Wizard got up and started rocking with the tune.

'Yeah,' he said in time with the beat and began clapping his hands in time.

Yeah'

They Call me Mr Wizard, They call Me Mr Wizard, They Call me Mr Wizard, They call me Mr Wizard and its true I GOT A GIZZARD. I got insides and feeling and I think life's got a meaning past your money and your time shares and your shiny new toast-airs.

'Yeah'

'yeah it's true I got a Rolex And I wear it on my wrist I wear it on ma wrist, I wear it on my wristv. Blingy blingy blingy drop it,

the human beatboxers moved to the centre and began making shapes. The other one looked quiet and held her hands in front of her making her arms look like they were really long like an orangutans.

'I don't always like being me.' she said softly.'Its because I'm sad cause my step dad is bad and my mum makes me mad cause they treat me like a child or a teeny little baby when I'm making ends meet on a budget that is tiny and I haven't got a garden and I really hate knitting - and I really want a baby but my boyfriend is lazy and a SLOB' She stepped back and Mr Wizard and the two beatboxers moved forwards until all four of them were in a row swaying in time with the beat and clapping their hands.

Three of them sang. 'We came to see the wizard, we came to see the wizard. He is here still and his voice is loud and clear with a beat and a box and a happy singalong we all rock in life to the song!.

'Yeah, peeps I wear it around my neck like a giraffe Ha hA hA hA!

'Beep' A car horn tooted.

Oh, thats my car guys.

'oh ahh' so soon'

The guys let the beat trail off into the ground.

'Well that was fun!' said Mr Wizard

'Represent' said the girl

'and you too' said the wizard giving her a hug.

Well see you around' said Mr Wizard getting into the taxi'

'Bye'

The taxi drove off and Mr Wizard waved from the window.

'Ere you lot. You aren't looking for a place to rent are you. This place is going cheap said the caretaker to the three.
© Andrew Watkins,


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