She oozes sex appeal in dollops. Her oomph level has hit the roof (probably beyond that). And in glamour she can beat anyone hands down. With a pencil thin figure, one wonders who is thinner. This
miss certainly has the hiss that is making international headlines.
Hollywood stars are taking note of her. And rightly so. It is about time Pamela Anderson of India made her presence felt in Hollywood. It goes to her credit she didn’t have a godfather in
Bollywood. She didn’t have those porcelain looks of Aishwarya or Miss World title to back her. Like Frieda Pinto she didn’t act in an Oscar hit. But look how she has arrived. In style, all the way.
She didn’t need all this. She just had to be Mallika, the ruler of male (and female too) hearts. She is the outspoken femme fatale. And this is where her strength lies. She is so brazen about
(almost) everything that one likes to dip into her juicy snippets.
Reema Lamba wouldn’t ring a bell but that’s her real name. Educated in Delhi, once married, then divorced, she made her onscreen debut with a music video. She courted Bollywood in Jeena
Sirf Merre Liye (2002). Khwahish (2003) signalled her arrival and Murder (2004) was her crowning glory. It was quite an achievement
for the newcomer.
Variously claiming to be 33, 27 or even less, she should state where she stands on the age scale. Not that it would affect her popularity. She is beyond these inane matters. Various sources claim
she was born on 24.10.66, making her 42 and just a year senior to Pamela. She is still in good company. Guess what; in public life little lies don’t count.
Just seven years in the industry, she has taken it by storm, more for her sexy appearances than acting. But that’s what people want. And she doesn’t disappoint on this score. Her skimpy outfits
will put even Pamela to shame. Before her, Pamela would come across covered.
Let’s not undermine her efforts and call her a mere glamour puss. She definitely struggled but look where she has reached. Beyond all her chatter, she comes across an intelligent pretty woman. She
considers herself as an audio-visual alternative to Viagra. This will be very hard to contest.
Cover magazine had named her one of Asia’s 100 most beautiful people. She has been on the covers of Maxim and
Cosmopolitan. It is her good fortune that she has been variously compared with Marilyn Monroe and Halle Berry.
What more could Mallika desire? She is the first Bollywood celebrity to have a milkshake named after her at the hotspot ‘Millions of Milkshakes’ in Hollywood city. She had gone bananas and shaken
the Hollywood glitterati. At this rate, she will leave the goras eating from the palm of her hand. What pot luck!
She is the latest recipient of the prestigious “Arts Award” from the mayor of New Jersey in New York on April 24th. (At this rate she stands a good chance at the “Booker”. Wonder whether
she has written any book or no. Doesn’t matter. If required, she will come up with something.)
In the recent past, her films have not done too well. But who cares? Wide coverage (of cleavage), foreign sojourns and a spicy tongue have all lent her a huge welcome at all do’s. Her presence is
vastly desired. It is said; merely mentioning her name sets the male adrenalin pumping. No one can refute it.
She gives sleepless nights to her co-stars. She doesn’t mind that. After all, she can do it. Consider this, she charges in crores just for an ‘item number’. Must say, her best is yet to come. Her
fan base is increasing by micro-seconds, much faster than the reduction in length of her micro-minis.
Sky is the limit for her. The Gods must be crazy to let her loose among us mortals. With or without her, life has never been the same. Hearts have forgotten to perform their regular function. Now
they beat at the mere mention of Ms Murderous. As she says, dial M for Mallika. (Try it. She may answer the call. But don’t end up fainting. You have to live to tell the tale.)
After Bollywood and now Hollywood, what next for Mallika? Perhaps a trip to the moon. The UFOs and aliens are yet unaware of this bombshell. They may never recover from her fatal charm. Keep tuned.
There is lot more to come on this front.
From Haryana to Hollywood was just a Hisss away.
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