Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever

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It's what the title suggests.

Submitted: April 13, 2014

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Did you fart since you just blew me away?

 

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

 

Me love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

 

This is what happens when I get bored.


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