panda- helloooooooo people!!!!
audience- *silence* one person of the crowd yawns
panda- *runs up to guy with knife in her hand* what'd you say?!?!?!?
dude- AAAAHHHHH!!! NOTHING!!!!!!
panda- *giggle* yah im kidding. the only person i gave rights to kill is... oyashi-chan!!!!
oyashi- *comes crashing through wall with big car and a big drill on it* HHHHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guess what?!?
oyashi- ..........i dont know....i forget things.......
oyashi- oh yah!! i brought gaara-kun!!!
audience- all start shiver and try to sneak away
*giant metal bars fall over all doors and windows except for one door*
panda- i knew this was gonna happen...thats why i set all this up!!!
oyashi- yay! so how many do you think will die today?
panda- i dunno. it varies.
oyashi- yah well anyways, what about the door?
panda- ah, yes good question *walks over to door and opens it a crack* audience, you have two options...one, you can stay and watch the show or.....
oyashi- WAIT!!! I KNOW!! CAN I SAY IT?!?!?!?
panda- are there more than 100 cameras in sasuke's house?
panda- now if you will do the honors!
oyashi- dont mind if i do! *walks in panda's place by door. clears throat.* orrr... *flings open door* you can go into a fire room with no exit and cant come out until the show is over! well.. if you make it that far..
*half the audience goes into room. screams are heard.*
oyashi- *slams metal door on man's face* sooooo let's start!!!
panda- ok todays players are...lee, shikamaru, gaara and sasuke-kun!!!
lee- hdan lotus blooms twice!!
oyashi- i like you and all but...we know! get new lines!
shikamaru- what a drag...
oyashi- say that again and i'll DRAG your head across the floor!
*panda and oyashi high five*
panda- kilt! gaara-kun your next!
gaara- why am i here?
oyashi- so we can spend time together! *hugs*
panda- sasuke-kun! i know you didnt leave, because that would break my heart!
sasuke- *walks out slowly*
panda- *hugs sasuke really hard* ok now for the first question! lee, did your parents give you up because your a failure or..bacause your ugly?
lee- what?! neither! th-
*old janitor falls from ceiling*
shikamaru- what the?!?
oyashi- man! i told all of them i was practicing hiding bombs on the third floor!!!
panda- those idiots!!
*man has heart attack*
oyashi- well....there goes another one..
panda- eh, he was gonna die sooner or later.
shikamaru- you mean this always happens?!
panda- well yah dont yoiu read?
shikamaru- i dont have time to read.
WARNING: the following script line is so drastic, the very little group of injured producers had to cut it out.
panda- *hypervenilating* well..... *squeezes sasukes hand* let's continue... gaara, for this little shits sake, i suggest you go next.
oyashi- yay gaara! *looks at arms circled around nothing* gaara.............is.............gone *anime vein* where is gaara-kun!!!!!!!!
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