How to Kill Time at WalMart

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I thought this would be useful for some people, something my friend showed me on e-mail.

1. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares...... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!'

Submitted: August 23, 2010

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Zanzabaar

This is absolutely brilliant!!!

Mon, September 20th, 2010 5:45am

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Thanks :P

Mon, September 20th, 2010 12:38pm

shanamania

#3 is hilarious. Gross, but hilarious. XD

Thu, December 2nd, 2010 5:10am

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lol yeah xD

Thu, December 2nd, 2010 8:27am

lpar1994

OMG THOSE ARE HILARIOUS AND GREAT IDEAS I AM GONNA DO THAT SOMETIME LMAO!!!

Tue, April 5th, 2011 5:51pm

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lol, I would do all those too but I dont have a walmart near my place-.-

Thu, April 7th, 2011 10:30am

Kayle Hovdal

Im sooo doing ALL of these!

Thu, April 7th, 2011 7:28pm

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lol, enjoy.

Thu, April 7th, 2011 12:41pm

Yasir Bhojani

lmao ! That's sooo funny, I'm gonna suggest my sister right away, she REALLY needs it, haha :D

Sat, April 23rd, 2011 8:39pm

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xDD

Wed, April 27th, 2011 6:12pm

Ink of the Heart

I could totally see me doing some of this stuff! Especially the changing room thing. XD

Thu, May 5th, 2011 12:18pm

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I know right xD? I bet it would be fun, but I don't have Wal-Mart near me D:

Fri, May 13th, 2011 6:45pm

Kiara London

Yeah, i think it's safe to say i cried when i read this haha!!

Sat, May 7th, 2011 4:11am

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Fri, May 13th, 2011 6:46pm

Potter Fan838453

Number 15 is the best I have done the one where you go to the gun department they called security I had to run great fun me and my friend were dying of laughing.

Mon, May 16th, 2011 3:25pm

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I agree, 15 is the best xD lol

Sat, May 21st, 2011 12:42pm