A Simple Disagreement

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
Moral of the story: A whore is a whore no matter her social stature or what others say.

Submitted: January 02, 2016

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Submitted: January 02, 2016

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Two men of the upper class were having a disagreement over a sixteen year old boy, “The little bastard can’t learn to keep his damn hands to himself!” said the man in red attire.
The other man, whom was in green attire, challenged the man in red, “What are you talking about?”
“I caught that swine in bed with my daughter, who is the king’s personal entertainer.”
The man in green scoffed, “She’s the royal whore and every man, no matter the age or social stature is attracted to whores.”
The man in red was thoroughly offended by the other’s statement. “How DARE you speak of my daughter in such a way!” Emphasis supported the man in red’s rage towards the man in green.
“It is true, is it not?” the man in green spoke delicately, “Isn’t a ‘personal entertainer’ just a fancy word for a whore? I mean the only difference between her and the common whores is that she does not belong to a brothel or a gentleman’s club.”
The man in red’s face turned as red as his clothes. “I want that boy publicly flogged for his actions against my daughter!”
The man in green then took the boy’s hand and slapped him on the wrist. “There, I believe that is a suitable flogging for this ‘crime’ in which you spoke,” the man in green became amused with himself, “We are in fact in public, are we not?”
“If you won’t give this pig the proper flogging, then I will.” The man in red raised his cane readying to strike the boy. The boy dodged the man’s strike and drew a knife in which was put in the man in red’s belly. The man fell down, dead.
“Now I suppose you can properly have his daughter as long as she consents,” the man in green said.
“Nah,” said the boy, “Royal whores are just whores with an ego and nice clothes and only deserve treatment like any other whore.”
The man in green started uncontrollably laughing. “I suppose you are correct,” he said after a gasp for air.


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