The Twelve Nights at the Butcher Shop

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksie Classic
A parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas using my job. It just came to me earlier today.

Submitted: December 04, 2011

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One the first night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • A dust pan to clean up the debris

On the second night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the third night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the fourth night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the fifth night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Five banquet chairs
  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the sixth night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Six wine glasses
  • Five banquet chairs
  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the seventh night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Seven folded napkins
  • Six wine glasses
  • Five banquet chairs
  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the eighth night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Eight water pitchers
  • Seven folded napkins
  • Six wine glasses
  • Five banquet chairs
  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the ninth night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Nine dirty plates
  • Eight water pitchers
  • Seven folded napkins
  • Six wine glasses
  • Five banquet chairs
  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the tenth night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Ten dinner menus
  • Nine dirty plates
  • Eight water pitchers
  • Seven folded napkins
  • Six wine glasses
  • Five banquet chairs
  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the eleventh night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Eleven tablecloths
  • Ten dinner menus
  • Nine dirty plates
  • Eight water pitchers
  • Seven folded napkins
  • Six wine glasses
  • Five banquet chairs
  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris

On the twelfth night at the Butcher Shop my manager gave to me

  • Twelve garbage bags
  • Eleven tablecloths
  • Ten dinner menus
  • Nine dirty plates
  • Eight water pitchers
  • Seven folded napkins
  • Six wine glasses
  • Five banquet chairs
  • Four rounds of eight
  • Three table settings
  • Two rubber gloves
  • And a dust pan to clean up the debris


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