Mommy Buys My Groceries

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Mommy buys Bob's groceries

So he can go do meth

Lives off his wife's disability

Moved his drug dealer in so he can use more often

Beer cans piled for several feet

White powder under his nose

"I snort pills, do weed, and meth," he boasts

He doesn't wash his clothes, and smells like raw ass

Parties for days, and slurs his speech

Too lazy to work, his dick he can't reach

I'm 55, and mommy still buys my groceries 

Submitted: July 20, 2018

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tom mcmullen

I agree Madam H, drugs are bad news!

Sat, July 21st, 2018 2:34am


So much pain in a small poem

Thu, May 2nd, 2019 1:31pm

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