Girls vs. Guys

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
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Submitted: April 22, 2008

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Girls vs. Guys
*statistics made up and not to be used in any factual circumstances
 
With the exception of cheating, the problem that wreaks the most havoc in a relationship is the fact that men are not women. The things that seem to annoy women most about men is their uninhibited manliness. Sure, all women go crazy for “sensitive” guys. But really, how many men like that exist in the world? The easiest thing for women to do is to accept that they are in fact dating a man. He won’t remember her birthday, her anniversary, or their song. He will remember, however, the exact score of the fourth game of the world series of 1993. He won’t buy her flowers but he will buy himself a new video game. He will get more excited about cars than about their upcoming nuptials. She wants to shop for those hot new pair of blue polka-dot peep toe wedges; he wants to shop for a silver 4-gigabyte ipod nano. He would give everything for a V8 Lamborghini; she’d take anything as long as it had four wheels and got her where she needed to go. She considers looking nice spending an extra thirty minutes in the bathroom. He considers looking nice actually running a comb through his hair. So, in essence, as long as women accept that men are men and will always be men, ninety-four percent of all relationship problems should be eliminated.?
 


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