A little girl called Karma

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Young Adult  |  House: Booksie Classic
It gets a bit rude

Submitted: May 11, 2015

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Submitted: May 11, 2015



Once upon a time there was a little girl, called Karma, whose parents wouldn’t buy her a phone. She really wanted one, because all of her friends had phones. She asked her parents for one and they said ‘Get a job you lazy slut!’ Then her boyfriend called her house phone and said ‘It’s not you, it’s me, and I’m breaking up with you’. The girl cried and her parents said ‘Ha, can’t even keep a boyfriend you stupid retard’. She died of a broken heart, and died. Then her parents threw her body into a lake and went to Pizza Hut.

The girl’s body floated down the lake until it came past an old fisherman, he grabbed a net and pulled her into the bank. He took her to his house and raped her body. Then he called the police and told them he found a body in the lake. The police came and took the body to the police station to investigate. They couldn’t be bothered to do any work so they threw her in the dustbin.

 A Chinese man found her body and took it to his restaurant. He showed the staff and said ‘She make good soup, eh?’ They cut her up and made little girl soup and served it to their customers. All of the customers got food poisoning and died, so the Chinese man said ‘more ingredients!’ They made lots more soup and won some competition for good food.

One day, the little girl’s parents went to a Chinese restaurant. They ordered soup. They ate it and said ‘this is so good, I’m so happy we don’t have to share it with that little brat!’ They both got food poisoning and dropped dead in the restaurant.

The end.

And the moral of the story is: Karma’s a bitch!

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