I couldnt think of a title haha

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
about a really distracted kid enjoy:)

Submitted: March 03, 2010

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The ball comes out of nowhere its half time no one sees it coming but out of the shadows comes a giant mass of,it looks like basketballs i blanked out every detail after that  the last thing i remember is seeing about a ton of people scramble to their feet.Holy crap who could hvae done tthis it was mere sabotage in the finals really?As i grasped a hold of reality again i realized that i wasnt in a basketball game,it wasnt even game day damn.I was in history and my crotchity old teacher Ms.Smith waddled over to my desk of all people i felt the room shake from the quivers of kids all around me."Mr.Turner do you know where we are,"she breathed i wasnt an expert at observing my surroundings but i was smart enough to work the teachers nerves so i sarcastically said "uhmm im pretty sure we are in school Ms.Turner where did you think we were?"the class gasped as if i had just admitted to kidnappng the presidents daughter,she gave me aa long hard scowl that said if you ever do something like that again ill make you miserable,i looked at my desk and was fully prepaared to commense working.

What? there was no work on my desk,had i been daydreamin or napping or whatever this whole time?No,there as tottally a paper on my desk was i going crazy or was i being Punk'D.Suddenly as quickly as i had gotten into this mess i was suddenly out because,i found myself on my computor desk drooling all over my homework."Crap it  was the first day of school and we got homework and my teacher has the same last name as me my names Tommy wouldnt it be a bitch if her namme was Tammy?i feel sick homework i wasnt even prepared todo the yard work that my mom had been so enthusiastic to have me do,considering the fact that i do nothing.

"Now i commense the sweeping,"i said as if it were a blessing to be doing this kind of back breaking manual labor,i started to fade into a daydream when i realized if i didnt get to work that i would be here all afternoon.As quikly as i started i was on the couch sleeping in front of a television full of Spongebob Squarepants.Jeez i thought to myslef this sis going to be a long school year.


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