Malo Beto and the Quest for Eggs

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
This is the first Malo Beto story i wrote. there is almost no storyline but i think its kind of funny. Ill publish my others later i think they are a little better but i thought i should start with the first story i wrote

Submitted: June 05, 2009

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Warning Due to the random nature of this story reader caution is advised Malo Beto And The Quest For Eggs

One day Malo Beto woke up. He was hungry. He wanted an omlette but he had no eggs. Thinking quickly Malo Beto jumped in his Malo Tank and drove to the store. When he got there he ran in kicked down the door and screamed, “I NEED EGGS!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME EGGS!!!!!!.” The store clerks thought they were being robbed so the called the police and Malo Beto was arrested. Wile he was in jail Malo Beto though. He though about happiness and life. “I am sad,” thought Malo Beto “but I want to be happy… but first I have to brake out of jail”. So Malo Beto pulled out the .44 mag he had concealed under his sombrero and shot the guard. Running up some stairs he was confronted by many more guards. He shot them all. “ I'm out of ammo,” thought Malo Beto “ill need to find some more weapons”. So Malo Beto searched the prison for some more weapons after searching for several hours, about 30 mins, 35.245684 seconds, and several more nanoseconds. He found a secret weapons cache. It included a RPG, a BAR, several boxes of 25 grenades, a sniper rifle, some flash bang grenades, 3 AK 47s, a 2 gauge, a 10 gauge, and many boxes of many different types of ammo. Malo Beto put all the weapons in his Malo Tank and drove off to Fred’s Farm to get some eggs. When he got there Malo Beto ran in and yelled, “I NEED EGGS!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME EGGS!!!!!!!.” “Well” said Fred the Farming Lich “eggs are expensive but I can give you some if you work for me”. “Ok” said Malo Beto. So Malo Beto worked on Fred’s Farm for 12 long years for 23-hour workdays for minimum wage and finally when he was done Fred gave him 3 small eggs. “Hmmm” thought Malo Beto “just enough for an omlette”. So Malo Beto started a fire and was about ready to cook his omlette when Bueno Pablo jumped out from behind a bush and stole his eggs. “(This word has been censored) YOU!” screamed Malo Beto “those are my eggs”. Malo Beto pulled out his 10 gauges and prepared to fight… (We are sorry but the last part of this story has been censored officially it was because it was too bloody and violent but unofficially its because we couldn’t think of an ending).


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