Hypothetical Girlfriend

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksie Classic
A girlfriend is an entity around which the life of a youth(M) revolves.

Submitted: April 14, 2014

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Submitted: April 14, 2014

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How is your girlfriend?
How many girlfriends do you have?
Did she broke up with you?
 
I bet you come across these questions more often.

“A girlfriend is an entity that plays a crucial role in today’s world”

People who are unable to find one at early stage becomes depressed and gets irritated  more often specially when the above questions are thrown on them.
And if you are smart/handsome/good looking the situation get worst.

Each and every girl would think you already have a gf (more beautiful then her), while you think why they think  too much .
These people are most doubted by everyone. If you read some joke on mobile and smile, you are probably interpreted as reading a text from your soul mate .

Even your best of friends won't believe you when you say you don’t have a girlfriend. Why would he hide , he sees all his friends with their respective girls, Want to bring his date but couldn’t as he don’t have one.

Every time all of your friends ask you about your girlfriend in such a tone that they know she exists, there will be definitely a point of time when you  will think that “am I really hiding something from myself”, “Do I really have a gf  which my friends are talking about”.

 Then I run a quick scan on my brain.
Some random names comes to my mind(Malwares),but when I give it a thought it says these files are not infected , you are safe. But I say they go through a hard time ,those who are unable to find one.

They enjoy being an “Open source” to all girls, but they are “call by value” rather “by reference”(Those who are in relationships are called with reference to their girlfriends, but singles require actual parameters) .
 
Based on true story.  (Urgently required a gf no qualifications/experience needed, reply ASAP)
 


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