Match.com

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It\\'s about how the mating ritual hasn\\'t changed In other words cavemen feed their face and try to get laid It strikes me as funny.Sure the caveman can sit around the cave all day. But his main concern is Whats for lunch. Thats his quest.Lunch and love or maybe he\\'s saying to his cave woman \\"What\\'s for lunch?\\" I\\'m enjoying the summary more than the poem itself Maybe he\\'s thinking lunch and a blow job? or maybe mr tough guy caveman wants to cuddle after lunch? Maybe he ends up saying \\"we had dinasaur steak last night\\" Maybe he\\'s the first gay caveman?? could be - maybe he lives in a cave with another caveman? To my knowledge they have not found any remains of 2 cavemen cuddling. Maybe he\\'s pissed because lunch isn\\'t ready and as he storms out of the cave like a child taking a tantrum says \\"I\\'m outta here\\" As far as moidern loive is concerned he is a complete buffoon. He\\'s pretty much a \\"Let\\'s fuck sort of guy\\" Match.com Caveman owns own cave Loves to hunt and fish Enjoys long quiet quests Loves te eat out doors,cuddling and fine food Favorite saying:Let me light your fire Edit Summary

Submitted: October 09, 2008

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Cavemans quest

What's for lunch

Food and fire

Love and lust

Modern love

We adore it

Match.com

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