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Stuck on Himself

Poem by: Marathongman

Summary

Home alone with nothing else to do Poor caveman first he makes a fool of himself at the cocktail party, crashes the Bar Mitzvah and now he gets caught pleasuring himself.

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Submitted: September 13, 2008

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Submitted: September 13, 2008

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Swollen head
Organ donor
Cavemans caught
Going solo

Paper wad
Cavemans quest
liquid silver
Treasure chest

Lazy day
Home alone
She's away
Shopping trip

Caaaaveman I'm hooome!

Caught red handed
Ready whipped
Sticking to his
Pistol grip

Surprise Surprise!
Uh oh! uh oh!

Playboy bunny
Magazine
Liquid wrench
DVD

Gorilla Glue
Polident
Quickly dried
Like cement

Embarrassed red
Completely nude
Composure lost
Comes unglued


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Stuck on Himself

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Genre: Horror

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Genre: Horror

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Home alone with nothing else to do Poor caveman first he makes a fool of himself at the cocktail party, crashes the Bar Mitzvah and now he gets caught pleasuring himself.

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